Monday,  August 25th, 2003
     Thanks to a lot of manual labor yesterday, I slept until 7am this morning. When I rolled out of bed, my laptop overpowered my freewill and forced me to sit in front of it poking wildly at its keys. We’re tight as hell, my laptop and I. Sometime before lunch, Ivan came into my room with “The Lord of the Rings 2”, which he had just rented in Santa Elena, having gone there to pay the phone bill. The picture quality of his rented cassette, as well as the entertainment value of the movie itself, sucked. My laptop motioned to me that it wanted me to come back over and continue poking its keys. I obliged until about 4pm, when I briefly packed my butt off to internet.

     I arrived back in time to eat dinner and told Julio I was heading to Quito tomorrow night to meet up with Iveth. I told Julio I would be back in El Tambo on Friday morning to teach English (we are having school on Friday this week because on Saturday the school is traveling to Libertad to meet another ‘Don Bosco Colegio al Distancia’ and play games all day). He told me I should ditch the English class because it is not likely to be a very serious day of study and said I should stay gone until Sunday morning so I could get out of the day of games as well as Lorena’s party without having to make flimsy excuses to everyone. He had a point.

     I went to my room and opened up my storage trunks to put together a pile of stuff to dump off at the Peace Corps office in Quito. As long as I was already messing up the order of my neatly arranged storage trunks, I put together a pile of things to cart to the States with me in October as well. Then I got 2 back to back phone calls, which took up pretty much the rest of the night. But then, just because I could, I opened my laptop and poked at its keys.

  Tuesday,  August 26th, 2003
     The pre-lunchtime hours were filled with typing up what would later become emails and texts for this website Then I packed up a bag or 2 for Quito and got my room in order so as to leave it for the next few days. For the second day in a row, lunch was terrible. I don’t know what was in my soup, but it looked like a part of a mammal that people should not be eating. I pushed my soup aside and tried to work on my rice, which was covered in mass amounts of diced beets. Beets are not yummy. I would have been happier with just plain rice. Nevertheless, I attempted to eat the mound as it was. I didn’t get far. I ended up scraping the excess beets off the top and feeding them to the dog when Susanna became distracted by a man who came to the side of the house in a pickup truck. Then I snuck my soup to my room and dumped it in a plastic container. 10 minutes later, because Susanna was still distracted by the visitor on the side of the house, I sent the contents of the plastic container, whatever they had been, sailing out into the street in front. The large kernels of corn and potato chunks in the street made it obvious that someone had been throwing soup, which Susanna would probably recognize as hers and swiftly deduce just who had been naughty at lunch today. Now it was a race against the clock to see if the advancing street pigs could hoover up all the evidence before Susanna became unengaged wandered across my lunch. I squirmed in my room and poked my head out every few seconds to check the pig’s progress until I heard the pickup’s engine fire up. It appeared from my vantage point that the pigs had devoured everything and I was in the clear. I ducked back into my room for good.

     I left for internet and photocopies in Santa Elena around 1:30pm and returned around 3pm to fall asleep sitting upright in my chair and do nothing productive. At dinner, Susanna made more than one strange and rather non-sequitor remark about the misfortune of my having to go without soup the entire time I would be in Quito. Huh? Was that coincidental or had she somehow known about my ill-fated soup from lunch?

     When the time came for me to head out to catch the 8pm nightbus bus from Libertad to Quito, I could swear I heard the family, who had piled into my room as is the custom in this house, release a collective, dispirited sigh.

  Wednesday,  August 27th, 2003
     I stepped off the bus in Quito at 6am and glowered darkly at all the seemingly well-rested people bustling around the TransEsmereldas bus station. I hoisted my backpack, shuffled out into the street and selected a direction at random in which to wander. I was familiar with all the street names around me but could not get my head clear enough to orient myself amongst them and ascertain the direction of the trolley system, which would then get me to the Peace Corps office. Deluded at every intersection with the sudden certainty that I was now totally headed in the right direction, I walked giant circles around the area in utter stupefaction as I repeatedly passed the same landmarks. I refused to hail a cab as I was not only operating on a dangerously scant budget, but also had no reason to be in a big hurry to reach my destination at such an early hour. My determination to figure out what should already have been clear to me entrenched. I eventually found the trolley disgusting close to the TransEsmereldas bus station, but in the opposite direction that I had originally headed in. I plunked down my 25 cents in the trolley turnstile and was swept away through the city.

     I walked into the Peace Corps computer lab around 7:15am and worked through a massive backlog of unanswered emails until about 11am, at which time I snatched 3 books from the library and then left to do damage at a nearby fast food restaurant I had been eagerly anticipating. I made phone calls both to Iveth’s brother Oswaldo in Cumbaya at the outskirts of Quito, and Ela 3 hours away in Baeza. Oswaldo, who I had been trying to contact for days, knew distressingly little about when Iveth was expected to return from the Galapagos or how I was supposed to fit into their plans. Ela, by contrast, confirmed the accuracy of a report she had relayed a few days earlier about the volunteer who lives near her in Chaco. Apparently the volunteer had been en route to the Baeza/Chaco area via bus on the single strip of winding, frequently perilous two lane road connecting the area to Quito through the precipitous mountains betwixt them. Some kind of oil spill on the road sent the volunteer’s bus careening out of control and it smashed into the mountainside. The next bus to come racing along moments later had a lot more than the oil spill to contend with and ended up sailing off the cliff in the resulting melee. Ela couldn’t contact the other volunteer by phone to ask her about this, but reported having seen pieces of wreckage being hoisted up the cliff by a work crew in the days afterward.

     At 1pm, for lack of anything else to do and any other way to connect with Iveth, I grabbed a cab to the airport to find out what time the day’s Galapagos flight was expected. It was due in at 2:45pm- less than two hours in the future- so I pulled up a chair and waited. When Iveth came walking out of the airport doors, she was first intercepted by a tiny old woman (her mom) and a friend. She greeted them both and then seamlessly moved on to greet me, unaware for the moment that the 3 of us had not come to the airport together nor had we yet met nor even known who each other was before that very moment. We all exchanged greetings and then climbed into an older SUV and left the airport.

     The last time I had seen Iveth, I could understand nary a word she spoke when she used Spanish. Now, I could understand everything with exceptional clarity. It was not so much weird that I was abruptly able to understand her familiar prattle- it was weird that a time existed in which I couldn’t. It was an explicit indication of how far my Spanish had come along. I was further surprised that her distinctive inflections, which I had always attributed to English being her second language, are present when she speaks Spanish as well. That’s just how she speaks. Iveth’s friend, Maria, speaks English much easier than I speak Spanish. Thus, between Iveth, Maria and I, there were 2 people wholly fluent in English, 2 people wholly fluent in Spanish and 2 people quite capable of conversing in the other language. I have always wondered how people, fluent in more than one language and gathered together, decide which language to break out a given sentiment in. Well, I still have no idea how such things are decided, but I have stopped wondering. The language selection is pretty much automatic. There’s no real concrete explanation. At times, things can be more pithily stated in one language over the other, some sentiments are slightly more typical of one culture over the other, but for the most part, the language selection is fairly arbitrary. The conversation drifted in and out of the 2 languages without any confusion. Indeed, many a sentence was a soup of both languages. Spanglish, it felt, was the tongue we had always spoken.

     We stopped by Maria’s office briefly so Iveth could take care of a few things by email and then went to a mall so she could buy jewelry. Then we proceeded to Iveth’s mom’s house in Cumbaya to drop off mom and switch out the clothes in Iveth’s suitcase. Oswaldo, who I had spoken to by phone, was on hand and stood in stark contrast to how I had pictured him based on our phone conversation. Oswaldo looks a lot like Ché Guevarra did at the height of his Planet of the Apes look, except Oswaldo has the eyes of a serial murderer. His mannerisms are slow and easy but unmistakably bold, and I would venture to say vaguely menacing. However, when he speaks, he speaks almost exclusively of quaint things and in a child-like habit, as he is, in reality, an extraordinarily gentle being. Placid and unflappable, but rugged in the extreme, Oswaldo is the likely product of an alien lab, using genetic material stolen 40,000 years ago. He is a Gentlemanly Pirate. A Zen Revolucionario.

           Maria, Iveth and I left Cumbaya and for Maria’s apartment in Quito. When we finally arrived at Maria’s apartment, Maria showed us the facilities and then immediately turned around and left again for about an hour. I don’t know why. While she was out we took showers. When she returned, we decimated a pot of coffee and then headed out to a discotech in Mariscol. It was horrible. I always forget and am revolted anew by the utter baseness of discotechs and their legions of superficial people trumpeting inflated self-images at each other. I was miserable and wanted to step outside and leave the room to stew in delusion without me, but I was trying not to ruin everyone’s night. Eventually I reached my limit and did end up stepping out. Iveth insisted on coming with me and not long after that, we were all on our way back to Maria’s apartment. "

  Thursday,  August 28th, 2003
     In the morning, Maria left the apartment early to attend her French class. She is studying French because she has applied to Quebec for a work visa, where she hopes to eventually become a citizen. Quebec, she asserts, is the easiest province in Canada to emigrate to and Canada, as a whole, is far easier than the United States. Iveth and I sat at the dining room table consuming vast amounts of bread, coffee and tea. The large room we were in had 2 walls that were almost entirely glass window. We were on the 3rd floor of an apartment built high atop a long sloping foothill to one side of Quito. Almost the entire city lay below us. From the dining room table, we had about a 110-degree view of the panorama, which included 3 distant snow covered volcanic peaks.

     After breakfast, Iveth and I took a taxi to Maria’s French school, where we were soon rejoined by Oswaldo and Iveth’s mom. The 5 of us then trekked up to a park called “Mindo” north of Quito. During the 1½ hour drive, we passed into and out of a section of dry mountains containing the “Mittad del Mundo (Middle of the World)” monument, which is a large, 4 sided cut-stone structure, tapering as it goes up, upon which sits a small sphere. The monument is built exactly on the equator with its 4 sides oriented to the 4 directions. It’s actually a lot bigger in person than it appears in pictures.

     Beyond the section of dry mountains were very wet mountains. This is where you’ll find Mindo. Mindo is a series of short but arduous hiking trails through mountainous jungle terrain. If you live in Omaha and can astral project, by all means aim for Mindo. However, if you live in Quito and have ever seen a jungle before, I caution you that Mindo is nice, but unexceptional as far as jungles go. Its reputation is overblown. Oh, and leave your mother at home. We had to stick Iveth’s mom in an area of benches at the trailhead because the trails were unexpectedly steep and unstable.

     When we stumbled back out of Mindo, dazed, filthy and soaked in sweat, Maria announced that she was too physically exhausted to drive a manual transmission and handed me her keys. This was very exciting. I had not driven a car in 6 months, I had never driven a car in Ecuador, and I was about to drive an unfamiliar SUV stick shift in the winding mountains while at the same time shattering a Peace Corps rule that forbids volunteers to drive. Yes! Anyone wanna surf on the roof?

     After stopping in Mindo to eat, I drove without incident nor, unfortunately, much in the way of novelty, for about an hour, at which time we pulled over and did a full blown Chinese fire drill in plain sight of a police checkpoint. The police weren’t even slightly interested in why we had switched drivers. Maria put the SUV in gear and made no attempt to slow down for the checkpoint police, who in turn made no attempt to stop her.

     We dropped Oswaldo and mom off in Cumbaya and again switched out the clothes in Iveth’s suitcase. Maria, Iveth and I then returned to Maria’s apartment for a round of showers, followed by a pile of toast which we decimated amid a blur of coffee cups. We tried to watch the movie “1984” on cable but fell asleep.

  Friday,  August 29th, 2003
     My watch alarm went off at 6am because I was trying to leave for Baeza at an early hour in order to meet up with Ela and another volunteer. The ‘other volunteer’, whom I had not yet met, had some kind of project going on with the Ministry of the Environment in Chaco. After the volunteers in the Baeza/Chaco area had explained to Melissa’s counterpart who it was that had paid him a mysterious visit that night a few weeks earlier, he sent word to invite me back to Chaco, as the Ministry of the Environment was “interested in getting to know more volunteers”. This is how I got grafted on to a project going down that afternoon in Chaco, for which I was now waking up at 6am.

     Iveth woke up while I was shampooing my hair in the sink and decreed that I could not leave without coffee, which soon became coffee, toast and about 2 hours worth of fairly deep conversation. Then I cabbed to the bus station and caught a 9:30am bus to Baeza. I arrived at Ela’s house 15 minutes after she had pasted a note on her front door saying she was tired of waiting and would be gone to the market for 2 hours. Around 2:30pm, Ela returned and reported that the ‘other volunteer’ never showed and thus our link to the Chaco project was non existent. After a while of kicking around the house, we somehow both fell asleep for something like 4 or 5 hours. I’m unclear on what time it was when I awoke, but it was after dark. Ela cooked up some kind of cheesy potato super omelet for dinner, which was possibly the best meal I have ever eaten. Then we watched 2 DVD’s on her laptop. It was 4:30am by the time they finished.

  Saturday,  August 30th, 2003
     Ela cooked a full breakfast, which was again bomb. Then we watched yet another movie on her laptop. Finally we got our stuff together and caught a bus heading to Quito. The bus was emptied by the Policia Nacional about 5 minutes after we boarded it, in what would have been a routine search for weapons, were it not for the fact that it was still daylight and that the women were also asked to get off the bus and present identification. In Quito, we caught a stuffy and particularly uncomfortable TransEsmereldas night bus to the peninsula.

  Sunday,  August 31st, 2003
     Our bus somehow managed to hit Guayaquil in 7 hrs (8 hrs is normal) and Santa Elena in 1 hr 50 minutes (2- 2 ½ hours is normal). We waited a very long time for a bus to El Tambo and arrived at Julio’s around 8:30am. The family was still in bed because they had been at a wedding until 3am the night before, but we got them up to let us in. Soon, Ela Julio and I ate breakfast, after which, I showered and planted plants while Ela watched a video tape of the Mtv movie awards.

     At 10:30 am, Ela Julio and I walked over to the “Communal House” where I was scheduled to meet a group of locals in order to lead another castration exhibition, except this time on 4 and 5-week-old piglets. There were 7 of us present. We piled into a car and drove to Santa Elena where the piglets lived. I castrated the first piglet and asked if anyone else wanted to try. Julio was all over that. He snatched up the scalpel and enthusiastically emasculated a piglet. Then, while Ela and I played with her camera, Julio proceeded to single-handedly castrate the remaining 6 piglets. He had the time of his life. Why he is so fond of castration I have no idea, but no one else present wanted to attempt it. When we finally pried the scalpel out of Julio’s hand and got him into the car, the bunch of us returned to Tambo, where I gave one of the men the pig lecture he had missed last week on the hood of his taxi.

     After lunch, I uploaded all the castration pictures on to Ela’s laptop (her new camera is incompatible with my old laptop) and turned the days butchery into an upbeat automated “slideshow”. Julio was utterly rapt. He gaped at the computer screen as the sequence of castration pictures ran their course over and over again. Just before dinner, Ela and I ran into Santa Elena in search of bootleg DVD’s to watch on her computer. We returned to Tambo in time to eat dinner and then, just before the busses stopped running past Tambo for the night (8pm), made our escape to the beach area of Salinas.

      We got a hotel room and headed straight for the Dunkin’ Donuts we had been dreaming about, located at the far end of the promenade. The main drag along the beach was hoppin. There were more people milling in the streets than I have ever seen there. However, Dunkin’ Donuts was closed. The imagery of a darkened Dunkin’ Donuts in the margin of a hoppin beach scene should probably make me want to turn this story into a bittersweet metaphor about life and hope and unrealized ambition, but I am still really pissed off about not getting donuts and am hardly feeling the impending hallmark moment. Anyway, we got ice cream.

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