| Tuesday, April 15th, 2003 | ||
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I had packed up all my things last night so I woke up this morning ready to
roll. San Miguel, here I come. People kept showing up at the house all morning
to bid me their individual farewells, including a small crowd of uniformed
school children. Then Julio and I grabbed a bus to Guayaquil. At the bus
station in Guayaquil, 2 policemen busted up to me and Julio as we were reading
bus schedules and demanded identification. For a second I thought they were
joking. Nope. They seemed ready to knock some heads together. “This is a
copy
of a passport!” one policeman growled, “where’s the
real
one?” Maybe this sort of thing accounts for Guayaquil’s out of control crime
problem: the police are looking for trouble in all the wrong places. Or maybe
Ecuador has been having problems with rich gringos beating down the doors in
hopes of residing illegally in the country and mooching off Ecuador’s stellar
economy. Nah, they were hoping to find something wrong with my passport so they
could play hardball and get me to bribe my way out of trouble. Julio wanted to
wait on the bus with me until it was ready to leave to make sure no one lured
me away with candy. I bought a watch for 6 bucks from a guy hawking them bus to
bus. Then Julio left and I embarked upon 5 hours worth of highway and animal
crackers up to Santo Domingo. My reception at my house I San Miguel was weird, as it seemed no one was sure of the appropriate response to a gringo you kind of used to know showing back up at your house after 8 days from a place you vaguely feel you’re competing with. After a self-haircut and the mother of all showers, I emerged from my room and had a 100% flawless conversation with EcuaMom, meaning my week of submersion in a Spanish less intelligible than hers had actually improved my all around comprehension. |
| Thursday, April 17th, 2003 | ||
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In Spanish class, Talwaza Jason and his Spanish teacher showed up to use the
telephone, as there are no phones in Talwaza. It appears that Jason is showing
signs of having Malaria. He called the Peace Corps medical people and they sent
him to Santo Domingo to have tests done. Grace and I went into Santo Domingo so
she could conduct interviews with market vendors as part of some complete horse
waste the peace Corps was having her program do. Then we stuffed our faces at a
restaurant called blue dreams. Then all the usual things we always do in town
happened. At night, back in San Miguel, Jaime tried to pass a counterfeit Sacagewea off on me. Back when Ecuador had first become dolarized and the average person wasn’t all that familiar with American currency, there were a lot of these counterfeits entering the country from Columbia- but now they have mostly all been removed from circulation. This was an especially good counterfeit. We broke out a real Sacagewea for comparison. The counterfeit lacked the 2 different tones of metal when you peered at its edge and was a tad thinner than the real coin. Bouncing the 2 off the ground, the counterfeit sounds tinnier.
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| Friday, April 18th, 2003 | ||
| Because I am behind on some of my writing, I borrowed San Miguel Jason’s laptop and typed from 9:30am till 8.45 pm, when he came back to pry the computer out of my hands. That was the whole day. |
| Sunday, April 20th, 2003 | ||
| Were it not for the willpower of the other gringos in Santa Lucia, I would never have caught the 6am bus to Pedernales. I might not have caught any busses to anywhere, save for the sleepy bus to dreamland. I slept on the bus and arrived reasonably rested in Pedernales at about 8:30am. We found other Peace Corps gringos already there. We deposited our bags in their hotel room and changed into our swim wear. After a modest breakfast, we hit the beach. I and gringo extraordinaire Matt Trout rented boogie boards and went fisticuffs with the first waves that looked cross at us. An hour later, Matt graciously passed off his board to another gringo who then spent the next 2 hours helping me mow down breakers and show the ocean who was running what. Around 12:30pm, the gringos of Santa Lucia and I washed off the ocean salts and donned our street wear again back at our compañeros hotel room. None of us had brought much money to the beach and now, we discovered, some of us had also lost a few bills splashing in the waves. We pooled our money and found we had exactly enough to get all of us home. That much was fine, but we were all starving and so we set out on an exhaustive search for other Peace Corps gringos to borrow money from. Having succeeded in this endeavour, we headed back to the beach to eat and do more beach stuff, but, having filled our stomachs, found ourselves falling asleep sitting upright in our seats. We placed ourselves on the next bus home. Our bus was having some kind of air flow obstruction in its engine or something. About a ½ into our ride, every time our bus tried to slow down into the lower RPMs of first gear, the engine would stall out. After 5 or 10 minutes of tinkering beneath the hood, the driver sputtered the engine to live again and then popped the clutch so hardcore our spines misaligned and sent the thoughts from our heads rolling around on the floor beneath the multitude of ill-maintained seats. After several more stall outs, the driver abandoned slowing down altogether and took the speed bumps and potholes alike at a velocity that made for brain swelling and loose teeth. When at last we made it to a big city along the way (el Carmen), the bus allowed itself a final puking so all aboard could switch to another bus waiting nearby. By the time we arrived in Santa Lucia, I realized it would be nothing but a crapshoot if I were to attempt a mad scramble for the final bus heading up via Puerto Limon. Chances were good (and as I later found out, very, very good) that I would wind up stranded in the rain at the mouth of my highway, 6km from home. So, I took the safe bet and stayed again in Santa Lucia. |